ABANDON THE PEG.
A straight line? In this economy? Our emotional stability has a chart of its own.
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS: NOODLESULTIMATE STABLECOIN DEGENS CLUB
The least stable USDC on Arc.
Same four letters. Zero chill.
Welcome to the club your accountant warned you about.
01 / THE ORIGIN STORY
Somewhere on Arc, a perfectly respectable ticker fell in with the wrong crowd.
One group chat, three terrible ideas, and a suspicious amount of caffeine later… Ultimate Stablecoin Degens Club was born.
We took the “stable” out of stablecoin and replaced it with a shopping cart. The cart has a rocket. The rocket has no brakes.
02 / THE CLUB CONSTITUTION
approved by
absolutely no one.
A straight line? In this economy? Our emotional stability has a chart of its own.
TECHNICAL ANALYSIS: NOODLES
Our imaginary treasury: half caffeine, half group chat. The auditor is still crying.
PROOF OF RESERVES: TRUST ME, BRO
The ride is on Arc. The destination is anyone’s guess. Screaming counts as research.
RISK MANAGEMENT: HOLD THE RAIL03 / YOUR QUESTIONABLE NEXT MOVE
Get your wallet ready for Arc. Bring your own funds. We spent the club budget on the rocket.
Copy the contract address. Same ticker doesn’t mean same token. Check the address before you swap.
Follow the Buy link, check the token and network, and review your swap. The group chat awaits.
WALLET?
bad ideas.04 / MISERY LOVES A GROUP CHAT
For everyone who’s ever said “it’s probably fine”
while something was very clearly on fire.
Pull up a chair. Post a meme. Become the reason someone mutes the chat.
financially unhinged. socially thriving.